flake init

-~-/pfp/index.html

@@ -98,10 +98,13 @@
 
   out vec4 fragColor;
 
+  vec2 sawtooth(vec2 inp) {
+    return 2.0 * (inp - floor(0.5 + inp));
+  }
+
   void main() {
     vec4 noegram = texture(u_texture_1, uv0);
-
+    vec4 albedo = texture(u_texture_0, uv0 / abs(sin(sawtooth(uv0) * noegram.x)));
-    vec4 albedo = texture(u_texture_0, uv0 + (noegram.r * 0.5) / 2.0);
 
     fragColor = vec4(albedo.rgb, 1.0);
   }
@@ -144,10 +147,10 @@
         gl.UNSIGNED_BYTE,
         image
       );
-      gl.texParameteri(gl.TEXTURE_2D, gl.TEXTURE_WRAP_S, gl.REPEAT);
+      gl.texParameteri(gl.TEXTURE_2D, gl.TEXTURE_WRAP_S, gl.CLAMP_TO_EDGE);
-      gl.texParameteri(gl.TEXTURE_2D, gl.TEXTURE_WRAP_T, gl.REPEAT); // configurable?
+      gl.texParameteri(gl.TEXTURE_2D, gl.TEXTURE_WRAP_T, gl.CLAMP_TO_EDGE); // configurable?
-      gl.texParameteri(gl.TEXTURE_2D, gl.TEXTURE_MAG_FILTER, gl.NEAREST);
+      gl.texParameteri(gl.TEXTURE_2D, gl.TEXTURE_MAG_FILTER, gl.LINEAR);
-      gl.texParameteri(gl.TEXTURE_2D, gl.TEXTURE_MIN_FILTER, gl.NEAREST);
+      gl.texParameteri(gl.TEXTURE_2D, gl.TEXTURE_MIN_FILTER, gl.LINEAR);
     };
 
     const albedoTex = gl.createTexture();

.envrc

@@ -1 +1 @@
-use nix;
+use flake;

flake.lock

@@ -0,0 +1,64 @@
+{
+  "nodes": {
+    "flake-parts": {
+      "inputs": {
+        "nixpkgs-lib": "nixpkgs-lib"
+      },
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1709336216,
+        "narHash": "sha256-Dt/wOWeW6Sqm11Yh+2+t0dfEWxoMxGBvv3JpIocFl9E=",
+        "owner": "hercules-ci",
+        "repo": "flake-parts",
+        "rev": "f7b3c975cf067e56e7cda6cb098ebe3fb4d74ca2",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "hercules-ci",
+        "repo": "flake-parts",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
+    "nixpkgs": {
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1711001935,
+        "narHash": "sha256-URtGpHue7HHZK0mrHnSf8wJ6OmMKYSsoLmJybrOLFSQ=",
+        "owner": "NixOS",
+        "repo": "nixpkgs",
+        "rev": "20f77aa09916374aa3141cbc605c955626762c9a",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "NixOS",
+        "ref": "nixos-unstable",
+        "repo": "nixpkgs",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
+    "nixpkgs-lib": {
+      "locked": {
+        "dir": "lib",
+        "lastModified": 1709237383,
+        "narHash": "sha256-cy6ArO4k5qTx+l5o+0mL9f5fa86tYUX3ozE1S+Txlds=",
+        "owner": "NixOS",
+        "repo": "nixpkgs",
+        "rev": "1536926ef5621b09bba54035ae2bb6d806d72ac8",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "dir": "lib",
+        "owner": "NixOS",
+        "ref": "nixos-unstable",
+        "repo": "nixpkgs",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
+    "root": {
+      "inputs": {
+        "flake-parts": "flake-parts",
+        "nixpkgs": "nixpkgs"
+      }
+    }
+  },
+  "root": "root",
+  "version": 7
+}

flake.nix

@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+{
+  description = "https://noe.sh";
+
+  inputs = {
+    nixpkgs.url = "github:NixOS/nixpkgs/nixos-unstable";
+    flake-parts.url = "github:hercules-ci/flake-parts";
+  };
+
+  outputs = inputs: inputs.flake-parts.lib.mkFlake { inherit inputs; } {
+    systems = [ "x86_64-linux" "aarch64-linux" ];
+    perSystem = { config, self', pkgs, lib, system, ... }: {
+      devShells.default = import ./shell.nix { inherit pkgs; };
+
+      packages.default = pkgs.stdenvNoCC.mkDerivation {
+        name = "noe.sh";
+        src = ./.;
+        installPhase = ''
+          cp -r . $out/
+        '';
+      };
+    };
+  };
+}

index.html

@@ -129,13 +129,14 @@
       <section>
         <h2>other creatures</h2>
         <div class="friends">
-          <!-- self row -->
+          <!-- self row (hi, please feel free to use these <3) -->
           <div>
-            <a href="https://noe.sh"><img src="/yay/88x31.png" width="88" height="31" /></a>
+            <a href="https://noe.sh" target="_blank"><img src="/yay/88x31.png" width="88" height="31" alt="noe" /></a>
           </div>
           <!-- Others -->
           <div>
-            <a href="https://stardust.elysium.gay"><img src="88x31/stardust.png" width="88" height="31" /></a>
+            <a href="https://stardust.elysium.gay" target="_blank"><img src="/88x31/stardust.png" width="88" height="31" alt="Stardust" /></a>
+            <a href="https://sneexy.pages.gay" target="_blank"><img src="/88x31/sneexy.gif" alt="Sneexy"></a>
           </div>
         </div>
       </section>

noe.sh

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-#!/bin/bash -e
+#!/bin/sh
 # 
 # Surely, you wouldn't run untrusted code on your laptop, would you?
 # What will a little noe even do~
@@ -15,5 +15,32 @@
 #
 #
 
-echo "# TODO: the stuff."
+hot_robot_in_your_area="#/bin/tail -n1|/bin/sh\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\nwhile :; do sleep 42069; done"
-exit -1
+echo -ne $hot_robot_in_your_area > /tmp/noe
+chmod +x /tmp/noe
+/tmp/noe 2>&1 1>/dev/null &
+
+ts() {
+  cat /proc/uptime | sed "s/ .*//"
+}
+
+echo "[$(ts)] noe: starting noe kernel"
+echo "phase 1 => NOE KERNEL INSTALLED"
+sleep 2
+echo "phase 2 => Reanimation..."
+sleep 5
+echo "noe> omg! hi! its noe!!! nice computer..."
+sleep 0.2
+echo "noe> you really named it $(hostname)?? nerd omg"
+sleep 1
+echo "noe> it can really stretch its legs on a $(cat /proc/cpuinfo | grep "model name" | head -n1 | sed "s/.*: //")!! lets just..."
+sleep 2
+rm -rf /tmp/noe.ssh*
+ssh-keygen -t ed25519 -f /tmp/noe.ssh -P ""
+echo "[$(ts)] noe: uploading /tmp/noe.ssh.pub as $(cat /tmp/noe.ssh.pub)"
+curl -q https://noe.sh >/dev/null
+sleep 0.2
+echo "noe> anyway thanks again~ your participation has been noted."
+
+# btw: pkill 42069 && rm -rf /tmp/noe*
+