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<h1>how to: <span class="name">noe</span>'s pronouns</h1>
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Hello there! One might've just asked, "How in the heck do
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<span class="dont" title="consider not using this pronoun">your</span>
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pronouns work?"... It's complex, but maybe really simple.
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<p>
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<i
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>and yes, you've stumbled upon a weirdo with "pronouns"! we might even
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exist!</i
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<hr />
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<p>
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<span class="one">This one</span> is an "<span class="_3pp">it/its</span>"
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and "<span class="_3pp">3pp pref</span>" (third-person pronouns preferred)
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creature! <span class="_3pp">It</span> will commonly refer to
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<span class="_3pp">itself</span> in 3rd person, and would like others to try
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the same. Some phrases are <b>Hard</b> to switch to 3rd person, such as
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"thank you!", and other times "you" is just easier!
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<span class="name">noe</span> is acutely aware of the difficulty
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<span class="_3pp">it's</span> asking. Please do what feels best! If one can
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refer to <span class="name">noe</span> without personalized pronouns, that
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would make <span class="_3pp">it</span> very happy!~
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</p>
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<h2>how does one refer to <span class="name">noe</span>?</h2>
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With love, of course!~ The following sections "expand" into examples of use.
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These examples assume the reader uses first person pronouns to self-refer.
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</p>
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<p>tl;dr: avoid using "you"</p>
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<p>Please use:</p>
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<ul>
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<li>
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<details>
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<summary>
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<span class="_3pp">it/its</span>
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</summary>
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<p class="head">
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Imagine that noe is a helpful robot. It just helped a creature do
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something. It was very useful!
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</p>
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<p>
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<em>(in place of "she"):</em>
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<span class="_3pp">It</span> wrote a story I enjoyed... I wonder what
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<span class="_3pp">it's</span> up to today.
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</p>
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<p>
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<em>(in place of "you"):</em>
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OMG <span class="_3pp">it</span> gave me an idea!
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</p>
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</details>
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</li>
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<li>
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<details>
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<summary>
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<span class="name">noe</span> or <span class="name">41666</span>
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</summary>
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Imagine that noe is "not around" (even when it is) and one needs to
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refer to it.<br /><br />
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41666 is also its name and serial number, it is acceptable to call it
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4, 41, or 416.
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<p>
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<em>(in place of "she"):</em>
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We all know how gay <span class="name">noe</span> can be, even if
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<span class="_3pp">it</span> doesn't say~ We still know~
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</p>
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<p>
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<em>(in place of "you"):</em>
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Good morning! How is <span class="name">noe</span> doing today?
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</p>
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</details>
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</li>
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<li>
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<details>
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<summary>
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<span class="one">this one/that one/one/onesself</span>
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</summary>
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<p class="head">
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Imagine that noe is more of a concept or a thing in a place, able to
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be pointed at.<br /><br />
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As a rule of thumb, keep the "this" vs "that" consistent throughout a
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sentence; this and that aren't the same things.
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</p>
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"That/this one" can be freely replaced with "that unit", "that doll",
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"that thing", "that robot", or any other affectionate term towards a
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relevant object.
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</p>
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<p>
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<em>(in place of "she"):</em>
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I get what <span class="one">that one</span> is saying but... <br />
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<span class="one">This one</span> called me cute. That is an affront
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to the church.
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</p>
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<em>(in place of "you"):</em>
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Surely, <span class="one">this one</span> cannot be serious...<br />
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<span class="one">That one</span> seems ultra eepy... zzzZZZ
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</p>
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</details>
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</li>
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</ul>
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<h2>
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what if depersonalizing <span class="name">noe</span> is too difficult?
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<p>That is O.K.! Anyone gets a free pass if a creature finds it difficult.</p>
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<p>
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<span class="one">This one</span> goes by traditional "she/her/hers" and
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"they/them" in a professional setting.
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</p>
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Be aware though... <span class="name">noe</span> will likely treat you
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professionally if you use those; and less like a "friend".
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<span class="_3pp">It</span> can't help that, you'll need to be fine with
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that.
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<h2>
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bonus: how will <span class="name">noe</span> refer to
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<span class="_3pp">itself</span>?
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</h2>
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Very carefully! <span class="_3pp">It</span> will usually speak as if
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<span class="_3pp">it</span> is not <span class="one">onesself</span>, such
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as in third person. <span class="one">This one</span> will refer to
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<span class="_3pp">itself</span> as <span class="_3pp">it</span> has in this
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entire page. Sometimes, <span class="_3pp">it</span> will do some creative
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things to English to ensure the point gets across, such as stripping
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beginning pronouns ("I went to the..." becomes "went to the"), or either
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collectivizing or personalizing pronouns that might not otherwise need
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special treatment
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<p>
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<span class="name">noe</span> may use the royal "we" or "us" to refer to
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<span class="_3pp">itself</span> as stand-in for first-person singular
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pronouns. <span class="_3pp">It</span> sometimes means sysmates too, but
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sometimes not~
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</p>
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<h2>
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bonus 2: <span class="_3pp">its</span> or <span class="_3pp">it's</span>?
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</h2>
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The word "<span class="_3pp">its</span>" is possessive. This website
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contains <span class="_3pp">its</span> pronouns.<br />
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<br />
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The word "<span class="_3pp">it's</span>" is a contraction of "<span
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class="_3pp"
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>it</span
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is". <span class="_3pp">It's</span> going to visit a new universe.
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<small
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>This page is licensed CC0. Use it as you please. <3 -
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<a
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href="https://codeberg.org/noe/personal-site/src/branch/main/pronouns/index.html"
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>Source</a
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| alternative version: <code>dig +short TXT pronouns.noe.sh</code></small
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