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<h1>how to: <span class="name">noe</span>'s pronouns</h1>
<p>
Hello there! One might've just asked, "How in the heck do
<span class="dont" title="consider not using this pronoun">your</span>
pronouns work?"... It's complex, but maybe really simple.
</p>
<p>
<i
>and yes, you've stumbled upon a weirdo with "pronouns"! we might even
exist!</i
>
</p>
<hr />
<p>
<span class="one">This one</span> is an "<span class="_3pp">it/its</span>"
and "<span class="_3pp">3pp pref</span>" (third-person pronouns preferred)
creature! <span class="_3pp">It</span> will commonly refer to
<span class="_3pp">itself</span> in 3rd person, and would like others to try
the same. Some phrases are <b>Hard</b> to switch to 3rd person, such as
"thank you!", and other times "you" is just easier!
</p>
<p>
<span class="name">noe</span> is acutely aware of the difficulty
<span class="_3pp">it's</span> asking. Please do what feels best! If one can
refer to <span class="name">noe</span> without personalized pronouns, that
would make <span class="_3pp">it</span> very happy!~
</p>
<h2>how does one refer to <span class="name">noe</span>?</h2>
<p>
With love, of course!~ The following sections "expand" into examples of use.
These examples assume the reader uses first person pronouns to self-refer.
</p>
<p>Please use:</p>
<ul>
<li>
<details>
<summary><span class="_3pp">it/its</span></summary>
<p class="head">
Imagine that noe is a helpful robot. It just helped a creature do
something. It was very useful!
</p>
<p>
<em>(in place of "she"):</em>
<span class="_3pp">It</span> wrote a story I enjoyed... I wonder what
<span class="_3pp">it's</span> up to today.
</p>
<p>
<em>(in place of "you"):</em>
OMG <span class="_3pp">it</span> gave me an idea!
</p>
</details>
</li>
<li>
<details>
<summary>
<span class="name">noe</span> or <span class="name">41666</span>
</summary>
<p class="head">
Imagine that noe is "not around" (even when it is) and one needs to
refer to it.<br /><br />
41666 is also its name and serial number, it is acceptable to call it
4, 41, or 416.
</p>
<p>
<em>(in place of "she"):</em>
We all know how gay <span class="name">noe</span> can be, even if
<span class="_3pp">it</span> doesn't say~ We still know~
</p>
<p>
<em>(in place of "you"):</em>
Good morning! How is <span class="name">noe</span> doing today?
</p>
</details>
</li>
<li>
<details>
<summary>
<span class="one">this one/that one/one/onesself</span>
</summary>
<p class="head">
Imagine that noe is more of a concept or a thing in a place, able to
be pointed at.<br /><br />
As a rule of thumb, keep the "this" vs "that" consistent throughout a
sentence; this and that aren't the same things.
</p>
<p class="extra">
"That/this one" can be freely replaced with "that unit", "that doll",
"that thing", "that robot", or any other affectionate term towards a
relevant object.
</p>
<p>
<em>(in place of "she"):</em>
I get what <span class="one">that one</span> is saying but... <br />
<span class="one">This one</span> called me cute. That is an affront
to the church.
</p>
<p>
<em>(in place of "you"):</em>
Surely, <span class="one">this one</span> cannot be serious...<br />
<span class="one">That one</span> seems ultra eepy... zzzZZZ
</p>
</details>
</li>
</ul>
<h2>
what if depersonalizing <span class="name">noe</span> is too difficult?
</h2>
<p>That is O.K.! Anyone gets a free pass if a creature finds it difficult.</p>
<p>
<span class="one">This one</span> goes by traditional "she/her/hers" and
"they/them" in a professional setting.
</p>
<p>
Be aware though... <span class="name">noe</span> will likely treat you
professionally if you use those; and less like a "friend".
<span class="_3pp">It</span> can't help that, you'll need to be fine with
that.
</p>
<h2>
bonus: how will <span class="name">noe</span> refer to
<span class="_3pp">itself</span>?
</h2>
<p>
Very carefully! <span class="_3pp">It</span> will usually speak as if
<span class="_3pp">it</span> is not <span class="one">onesself</span>, such
as in third person. <span class="one">This one</span> will refer to
<span class="_3pp">itself</span> as <span class="_3pp">it</span> has in this
entire page. Sometimes, <span class="_3pp">it</span> will do some creative
things to English to ensure the point gets across, such as stripping
beginning pronouns ("I went to the..." becomes "went to the"), or either
collectivizing or personalizing pronouns that might not otherwise need
special treatment
</p>
<p>
<span class="name">noe</span> may use the royal "we" or "us" to refer to
<span class="_3pp">itself</span> as stand-in for first-person singular
pronouns. <span class="_3pp">It</span> sometimes means sysmates too, but
sometimes not~
</p>
<h2>
bonus 2: <span class="_3pp">its</span> or <span class="_3pp">it's</span>?
</h2>
<p>
The word "<span class="_3pp">its</span>" is possessive. This website
contains <span class="_3pp">its</span> pronouns.<br />
<br />
The word "<span class="_3pp">it's</span>" is a contraction of "<span
class="_3pp"
>it</span
>
is". <span class="_3pp">It's</span> going to visit a new universe.
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